Other than her, Raymond Cruz was a fun guest too. He literally did this season without bathing for a long time, so his look is actually all (disgustingly) natural. I should say, Eric did mention to her that he needed a bath, and if you saw the interview he did on Conan earlier this week, he wasn’t lying. And while your opinion of Amber Rose will vary, it was a fun interview cause of how she felt being around him. Mostly cause Hannibal’s dads’ dick is hanging out.Īnother good episode that gave us more ranch and horseplay. He then hugs Thundercat, which makes the dude uncomfortable. To close, musician Thundercat is on, and he has a bass off with Hannibal 9000.Īs they rock out, Hannibal’s dad comes out, and he tells the two to just get along. We also have some Energy Pizza, and you may need some 9/11 in your mouth. Ranch It Up!, Part 2: More ranch shenanigans, with people like “Ranch Dubois”. We are then greeted by Desky, who Eric beats to death with a bat. She says she never wrote it, but Eric has proof, as it is on the note card he has. The lyrics involve the words “shit”, “piss”, and “suck shit out piss”. Amber Rose has a new song out too, even though she denies she ever sings. Everyone starts to talk loudly, including the band’s drummer who speaks Spanish (or some form of it) to her. He also asks why she tweeted out “Ching-Chong, Ching-Chong!” on Twitter, and why she shaved “Male Pattern Baldness” into her head. Eric asks for her phone number, and if she has a boyfriend. He pesters a kid who he sings a song to, but the kid is also Hannibal 9000.Īmber Rose Interview: Former wife of rapper Wiz Khalifa (that’s all I’ll say about her) Amber Rose comes on, and like the last guest, Hannibal 9000 welcomes her nicely. Mail Man Eric: Eric is a fat mailman who gets stuck in a mail box and needs some help getting out. Ranch It up!: It’s time for more Ranch, as we have Suicide Bongers, Virtual Reality Sunglasses, a guy for the cover of “Call of Cuties”, another stranger who has a Trader Joe’s new lot, and Air DJing. Then, the desk gives birth to a desk baby. He gives some to Cruz, which he sees is a weird ass tuna sandwich. Later, stuff falls from above, which Eric eats. Eric tells the chairs to go fuck themselves, and Kraft Punk cheeses Cruz. Then Hannibal 9000’s co-host comes out, and it’s a fat, bearded, shirtless guy, who does the worm, and does it pretty good.
In between India talk and being in “Cruz control”, Hannibal 9000 malfunctions, while Eric also reveals his age, which is 69.
As Eric spins in his chair, he asks if Cruz ever passed on Breaking Bad. Raymond Cruz Interview: Raymond Cruz from Breaking Bad fame appears, and Hannibal 9000 kindly welcomes him on the show. Oh, did I forget to mention they’re doing this on a train in front of freaked out passengers? Anyway, eat some MacDonalds.īefore the first interview, Hannibal has to leave, so for his co-hosting duties, he brings out “Hannibal 9000”, a robot who looks like him, to take his place the rest of the show. They get it on, as she is enacting her fantasies from this, and she loves it. Horse Costume: The horse costume is back, as this time a woman is the front of the horse, and Eric is in back. Hannibal punches Eric cause of this, and it pisses Eric off. He cries, hugs him, and tells Hannibal he loves him, as he keeps smacking him. But Eric goes to Hannibal, and just starts smacking him. The opening has Eric destroying the set, pulling out his intestines, turning it into a magic trick, spraying champagne into his face, and doing a weird plank with Hannibal. It’s time we Ranch Up another Eric Andre recap, Brotendo!
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